"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
hope all the dudes going wild over the J law pics remember that the guy who posted scarlett johansson’s nudes got 10 years
Just remember when you’re ignoring her, you’re teaching her to live without you.
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This hit me harder than I expected.
If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph.
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we’re ready to see it.