Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep.
holy shit i would be such a good dominatrix cuz i love laughing at boys and being mean to them
if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again
[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
When children’s movies explain life in the most simple yet most perfect way.
i can’t get over how cute this scene is. HE JUST REALLY WANTS TO EXPLAIN IT TO RALPH, AND HE CAN’T USE HIS HANDS VERY WELL SO HE LEANS ON HIM
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine